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What the DONG Gilt.  I would like to know who spends over $100 bones on tragic flowy fashunz like these.

What the DONG Gilt.  I would like to know who spends over $100 bones on tragic flowy fashunz like these.

17 November 2011 ·

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This fashunz tragedy of a shirt is $170.

This fashunz tragedy of a shirt is $170.

26 August 2011 ·

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O RRY??

Get a work-wide e-mail that says we get to leave two hours early today:

Then realizing I still have a briefing for the Office Director from 4:00-5:00:

26 January 2011 ·

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"Y’all got an adult husky section here?"

~ Greg, asking a salesperson for my size

14 January 2011 ·

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At first I was like… And then I was all… But then I was like…

At first I was like…

And then I was all…

But then I was like…

9 September 2010 ·

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Really, 102 degrees?  Really, humidity making it feel like 120?  WEATHER WAT IS WRONG WITCHOO.  GloZell would not be preased.

Really, 102 degrees?  Really, humidity making it feel like 120?  WEATHER WAT IS WRONG WITCHOO.  GloZell would not be preased.

7 July 2010 ·

SHAKE THE DICE, STEAL THE RICE!
So do you think this plate was bigger than my first? I dunnuh.

So do you think this plate was bigger than my first? I dunnuh.

21 June 2010 ·

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Bestest name for a Chinese delivery restaurant evar?

Bestest name for a Chinese delivery restaurant evar?

19 June 2010 ·

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GPOYW:  HEFFY BUSU-DDAI, JASENCOMSTOCK!!(What is this shoe-on-the-head-biz I don’t even.)

GPOYW:  HEFFY BUSU-DDAI, JASENCOMSTOCK!!

(What is this shoe-on-the-head-biz I don’t even.)

26 May 2010 ·

This Be Me

SHYOOT.

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