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Only at a Wendy’s in DC, y’all.

Only at a Wendy’s in DC, y’all.

1 April 2012 ·

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Oh forrilz I didn’t know it was like January already??

Oh forrilz I didn’t know it was like January already??

29 October 2011 ·

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Y’all, go do this Doggelganger thang - it’s so hi-tech and fun! Also, OMAIGAH GIMME THIS PUPPY OLLY I RUV YOO!!! (via forcedpriority, imwithkanye, chrisafer, and jasencomstock)

Y’all, go do this Doggelganger thang - it’s so hi-tech and fun!

Also, OMAIGAH GIMME THIS PUPPY OLLY I RUV YOO!!!

(via forcedpriority, imwithkanye, chrisafer, and jasencomstock)

16 June 2011 ·

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notnathanieljames: justspeakeasy: heyveronica: ANNNNNNNNNNND the asshole of the year award goes to… I wonder if on 9/11 how people would have felt if Japanese people were saying they didn’t feel bad for us because of Hiroshima and Nagasaki.  Luckily, that’s not how the world  works. History moves on. Japan has been our ally for decades and to claim this was retribution for something that happened 70 years ago is just disgusting.  I was just waiting for the first dumb bitch to say something like that. I don’t mean it in a sexist way…that girl is just a dumb bitch, plain and simple. Really.  I mean really.

notnathanieljames:

justspeakeasy:

heyveronica:

ANNNNNNNNNNND the asshole of the year award goes to…

I wonder if on 9/11 how people would have felt if Japanese people were saying they didn’t feel bad for us because of Hiroshima and Nagasaki. 

Luckily, that’s not how the world  works. History moves on. Japan has been our ally for decades and to claim this was retribution for something that happened 70 years ago is just disgusting. 

I was just waiting for the first dumb bitch to say something like that. I don’t mean it in a sexist way…that girl is just a dumb bitch, plain and simple.

Really.  I mean really.

11 March 2011 ·

O RRY?? 41

O RRY??

Get a work-wide e-mail that says we get to leave two hours early today:

Then realizing I still have a briefing for the Office Director from 4:00-5:00:

26 January 2011 ·

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blaaargh asked: http://bit.ly/cm2R2F

Korean Taco?

Hrmm…

Well, outwardly, I’d be like:

But in the deep dark corners of my belly mind, I’d be all:

16 September 2010 ·

My Dinner 24

My Dinner

Hey there Chipotle burrito bol with extra chicken and extra rice.  You were the bizness tonight.  Oh, what’s that?  McDonald’s chicken nuggets and large fries, you want to join the party?  Dayum straight.  Edy’s slow-churned neopolitan, don’t give me that look.  Ok, you can enter my mouf right now, too.

P.S.  Popcorn, I see you giving me the eye.  Don’t make me come for you. 

15 April 2010 ·

This Be Me

SHYOOT.

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