My Korean Deli 53

My Korean Deli

So my favorite runch place near my office is owned by this group of Koreans (DUHS OBVI AREN’T THEY ALL?), and I’ve developed quite the rapport with them over the years.  They give me discounts on my per pound buffet binges (CUZ I’M SO FAT) and sometimes waive the fees on my miso soups and/or drinks.

Today, I had a rather hilarious slash uncomfortable exchange:

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Owner:  Are you married?  Do you have a girlfriend?

Me:  No, I don’t have a girlfriend.

Owner:  Well, she’s single!  *pointing to 20-something Korean cashier girl*

Cashier Girl: 

Me:  

Other store staff: 

16 November 2011 ·

You know you’re old when… 43

You know you’re old when…

You’re at the pool and absentmindedly begin doing some calisthenics in the water without realizing it.

26 June 2011 ·

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OMG ROOK YOU GUISE IT’S MY FIRST FACEBOOK WAR!! NB4R, this ol’ geezer’s arguments are so invalid the eyes rolled into the back of my head when I read them. GURRPLEA. GET OUTTA HURR.

OMG ROOK YOU GUISE IT’S MY FIRST FACEBOOK WAR!!

NB4R, this ol’ geezer’s arguments are so invalid the eyes rolled into the back of my head when I read them.

GURRPLEA.

GET OUTTA HURR.

21 June 2011 ·

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This is the look Audrey has been giving me the entire weekend. Apparently she does not appreesh the sneaky AZN’s.

This is the look Audrey has been giving me the entire weekend. Apparently she does not appreesh the sneaky AZN’s.

27 June 2010 ·

This Be Me

SHYOOT.

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