I ate 11 slices of Domino’s pizza last night for dinner, a personal record and shamtory (shame + victory).


Gurrplea, do not judge.

And even though it was DELISH and I was loving every second of the gorge-fest like…

My tummy and brain were asking me…

And gurl, lemme tell you, my body is not happy with me right now.

i read this over and over again and laughed every time.