Shake The Dice, Steal The Rice!

wontonburritomeals:

ray-ray:

themattsmith:

kiamatthews:

Let’s not even talk about how he constantly flirts with all my gay friends. Always. All the time. And you know what he said when I mentioned it this morning?  “It’s not my fault” which I take to mean “Bitch it’s not my fault I’m fly as shit, haters to the left.”

I have no idea what she’s talking about.

Sup, Ray?

Suuup, Matt?  Has Kia sent you that pic of me yet?  Remind her about it if she hasn’t.  ;)

Oh Ray.  Have you learned nothing from Venessa Hudgens?

Oh Lord.  This B.  Juan, please remember to spell names correctly before attempting a burn.