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Jeremy Lin-sanity

Some of you might know of this baller by the name of Jeremy Lin, who’s currently making his home with the New York Knicks.  I actually knew all about Mr. Lin back in his days at Harvard, where I constantly touted him as the best all-around point guard in college hoops (TRUST).  Well, after toiling in the D-League for a quite a while, he’s finally gotten his chance with the big boys.  Two days ago, he led the Knicks to victory with a 25-point, 7-assist, 5-rebound, 2-steal performance and then did the same last night with another 28-point 8-assissississt effort.

I decided to read a bunch of the comments on ESPN’s convo tracker following the the Utah game.  With Lin being AZN (he’s actually the first American-born player of Chinese or Taiwanese descent in the league), I knew that there were bound to be some LACIST gems:

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- LeBron: Who the heck is Jeremy Lin?  He doesn’t even have a ring!  Jeremy: Actually, I have a ring for my math bowl, for my perfect ACT score, for class valedictorian, my Harvard degree in Economics…

- If Jeremy Lin were to move to China, they would *NOT* cap him at two children.

- JEREMY RIN JERSEY ONRY TEN DORRAR HURRY UP AND BUY!!

- Jeremy Lin is a third-degree black belt in point guard.

- Whoever said Asians can’t drive, never met Jeremy Lin.

- How do you know Jeremy Lin robbed you?  Your homework is done, your computer is updated, your rice is gone and he “drove” away with your car.

- I heard Jeremy will use the Wu-Tang sword style in the playoffs.

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I don’t know whether to be like…

Or be all AHAHAHA U MAD BAI HATERS.

Or perhaps my new favorite, STAY PRESSED GURL.

7 February 2012 ·

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