So my favorite runch place near my office is owned by this group of Koreans (DUHS OBVI AREN’T THEY ALL?), and I’ve developed quite the rapport with them over the years. They give me discounts on my per pound buffet binges (CUZ I’M SO FAT) and sometimes waive the fees on my miso soups and/or drinks.
Today, I had a rather hilarious slash uncomfortable exchange:
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Owner: Are you married? Do you have a girlfriend?
Me: No, I don’t have a girlfriend.
Owner: Well, she’s single! *pointing to 20-something Korean cashier girl*
Cashier Girl: 
Me: 
Other store staff: 