Smile Birfday Pose Friday!
If y’all don’t know it already, Miss Mary Martha is like the queen bee of blingees and photoshopped goodies. Take this treasure, for example – I mean, how perfectly does it represent what I would wish for on my birthday?
Also, I’m 36 today. Disgrossting slash YAYAYAYYY!!
Smile Friday from the grandiose Lee Family Backyard! Mommy is such a good tour guide!! ^__^
I ate 11 slices of Domino’s pizza last night for dinner, a personal record and shamtory (shame + victory).
Gurrplea, do not judge.
And even though it was DELISH and I was loving every second of the gorge-fest like…
My tummy and brain were asking me…
And gurl, lemme tell you, my body is not happy with me right now.
Anonymous asked: Oh Lay-Lay! Did you ever checked out Grindr?
For three reasons:
1. I’ve had a boyfraaaaang/husbie for some time now so…UMM NO DUHS.
2. I have a banji
Nokia Kyocera Cricket Droid and didn’t even know it was possible to get that app on my phone until I googled it just now. (Remember, I’m old and slow at discovering new technology.)
3. CORRECT YOUR ENGRISH PREASE. -__-
Euphoria - Usher
So after I had finished DL’ing the entire leaked album last night (spanks Cho! ^_^), I quickly scanned the tracklisting. Out of the 18, my eyes focused in on this one. I mean, with a song title like that, you better be throwing out some next-level shiz to match, right?
I know I have given Ursh some flack for going the dance-pop route recently with his music, but I have to say he’s done this route right on Looking 4 Myself - with a strong nod to the Swedish House Mafia for the sparkly production. Euphoria is one part ~*GEIGH*~ club glitter and one part atmospheric electro-soul, with a dash of booty-bumpin’ bass thrown in for good measure. It’s fresh, crisp, addictive and anthemic all at the same time…and is only one treasure out of many found on the extensive LP, which I found to be just a very solid, well-rounded mainstream piece of work that should cater to his fans all across the board.
Well done, Mr. Raymond. Well. Done.
Thanks to me, Ray has just now discovered EMOJI on his banji
LG Nokia KyoceraDroid phone.
I have no idea what we are saying to each other here besides proving that… Ray is an Azn fattie and I’m a street bitch.
This is a special secret Chank language that Cho and I have invented.