Ray-Ray’s Guide to Being a Groce Fatty, Part 281037549…
I ate 11 slices of Domino’s pizza last night for dinner, a personal record and shamtory (shame + victory).
Gurrplea, do not judge.
And even though it was DELISH and I was loving every second of the gorge-fest like…
My tummy and brain were asking me…
And gurl, lemme tell you, my body is not happy with me right now.
Anonymous asked: Oh Lay-Lay! Did you ever checked out Grindr?
For three reasons:
1. I’ve had a boyfraaaaang/husbie for some time now so…UMM NO DUHS.
2. I have a banji Nokia Kyocera Cricket Droid and didn’t even know it was possible to get that app on my phone until I googled it just now. (Remember, I’m old and slow at discovering new technology.)
3. CORRECT YOUR ENGRISH PREASE. -__-
Euphoria - Usher
So after I had finished DL’ing the entire leaked album last night (spanks Cho! ^_^), I quickly scanned the tracklisting. Out of the 18, my eyes focused in on this one. I mean, with a song title like that, you better be throwing out some next-level shiz to match, right?
I know I have given Ursh some flack for going the dance-pop route recently with his music, but I have to say he’s done this route right on Looking 4 Myself - with a strong nod to the Swedish House Mafia for the sparkly production. Euphoria is one part ~*GEIGH*~ club glitter and one part atmospheric electro-soul, with a dash of booty-bumpin’ bass thrown in for good measure. It’s fresh, crisp, addictive and anthemic all at the same time…and is only one treasure out of many found on the extensive LP, which I found to be just a very solid, well-rounded mainstream piece of work that should cater to his fans all across the board.
Well done, Mr. Raymond. Well. Done.
“PREASE GIB ME C*CK!”
OMAIGAH. This is such an Engrish fail. Lady, stop trying to be all lelegant (luxuly + elegant) with your fobby accent pronunciation because you think you’re some kinda fancy teacher - we know you can say “co-” properly because YOU SAY IT JUST FINE WHEN YOU SAY “COLA.”
This is just like when Koreans try and show off their Engrish prowess and add sounds that aren’t even in the Korean alphabet - e.g., “HEFFY BARRRSSDEIGH!” when there is no ‘f’ sound in Hangul. -______-
Sometimes (like on lazy Sundays such as these), there’s nothing better than parking myself on the couch in my undies/comfy pants and pretending like I’m the bestest NBA player on the planet.
- 6’6” Combo-guard/forward from South Korea (ROR)
- Averaging a triple-double through 30 games (LIKE A BOSS)
- Leading the league in points, assists, steals, and FG %
- Just dropped 45 points, 20 boards, 16 dimes, and 9 steals against Kobe & the Lakers
Am I the only ghey man that plays NBA 2k12?? HOLLERRR IF YOU’RE A BALLERRRR.
This Be Me
SHYOOT.
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