Hello, Tumblr’s. RR’s “boyf” guest posting this evening. We’re coming to the close of what has been a lovely weekend. I’m not sure if you’ve heard, but the Gold Coast of Connecticut incurred some rather inclement weather this weekend, so I escaped the dangers of Mother Nature for the dangers of gunshots and muggings in DC.
All was going well (no gunshots!) until a few hours ago. A certain Chubby Korean™ was humoring me by helping move various furniture pieces around the condo when his old fogey back broke down. It seems like only yesterday he was flirting away with a young Hoya Law Boy on the back 9, taking in compliments about how young and full of life he seemed….for an old person. All of those compliments go straight to that egregiously large head of his (you’re not the only one with a big melon, Juan) that sits upon his disproportionately tiny body. He forgets that he is, in fact, human and not completely indestructible.
So now I need the nice
, often socially awkward but otherwise completely normal, people of Tumblr to send healing vibes to our dear RR. He’s laid up in the bedroom unable to move and making these weird wailing sounds (which means he’s either in pain or hungry…dunno which). SEND VIBES (or food)!!!!
 My opinion, not Ray’s!