January 2011
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After being sick for 2-3 weeks...
I’ve recently noticed that I need to tighten my belt 1-2 extra notches because of all the weight I’ve lost.  But now that I’m recovered and my appetite is back in full force, my normal eating habits* will resume.  Meaning: *E.g., last night I had a big ol’ frying pan’s worth of rotisserie chicken & three-egg fried rice (A GLORIOUS CREATION OF CHEF RAY-RAY)...
Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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Jan 26th
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O RRY??
Get a work-wide e-mail that says we get to leave two hours early today: Then realizing I still have a briefing for the Office Director from 4:00-5:00:
Jan 26th
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Jan 21st
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FLU + COLD = NOKTHXBAI
So right after New Years, I caught the worst flu I’ve probably ever had.  It literally hurt to do anything, so basically I laid around for a week like: Then after a week in recovery and finally working my way back to the gym, I felt some sniffles and a scratchy throat coming on a couple days ago - along with a lack of energy - that made me all like: Now, I have a full-blown cold. ...
Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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Jan 16th
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“Y’all got an adult husky section here?”
– Greg, asking a salesperson for my size
Jan 14th
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Jan 13th
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Jan 13th
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Paris is Flipping (one last post, promise!)
In addition to Cho’s amajing post yesterday, I give you my banji flipping gifs that document more of our awesome Sunday. First, yours truly in the King of the Table finals (against my teammate and bff Joshie) in a three-cup flip-off for all the marbles! And then me doing my victory jig!  Hoo-RAY!!!
Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 10th
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Jan 10th
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Jan 8th
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WatchWatch
It’s the Regional Dialect Meme!  (1 year in Idaho, 7 years in Oregon, 10 years in Korea, 5 years in Illinois, 1 year in Missouri, and another 10 in DC/MD/VA) Say These Words: Aunt, Route, Wash, Oil, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, Sure, Data, Ruin, Crayon, Toilet, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Spitting Image, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Syrup, Pajamas,...
Jan 7th
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A surefire way to make your goal weight!
Choronda: I think I've gained 5 lbs since T'day.
Me: I think I gained like crazy too, but then this death flu is making me lose it. :P
Choronda: Ray, come sneeze on my face.
Me: You are disgusting.
Jan 6th
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I think this death flu is starting to tinker with...
I mean, why else would I have a dream last night that included: Me at a beautiful summer wedding Excusing myself to go to the bathroom (which happened to be some kind of scientific lab), where I proceeded to pee on a bed of organically grown green peppers Coming outside to see it was suddenly Halloween, and everyone was running around being chased by flying jack-o-lanterns
Jan 6th
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Jan 5th
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