September 2010
44 posts
August 2010
60 posts
Answer your questions Ray. This is a joke to you. You've been through anger management, you've been through your grandmother gettin' her lights turned off to make gifs for your amusement. And you sit there and jokingly laugh? This is serious to your followers. You come in here and treat this like a joke? You have more quality posts than half of those girls over there (Yeah, you do). STOP IT. I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE TYPED IN ALL CAPS. WHEN MY MOTHER YELLED AT ME, IT'S BECAUSE SHE LOVED ME. I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU. WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU. HOW DARE YOU!!!! LURN SUMTHIN' FROM DIS. When you go to bed at night, you lay there and take responsibility fo yo self. Cuz nobody is gonna take responsibility for you. Ok bye.
Flee lay wif Neir Patick Hallis?
Why ARE you such a hozilla?
GET OUT MAH FACE.
Too much red wine has brought me to this...
Can you do me a favor and bone Neil Patrick Harris and then tell me all about it so that I can live vicariously through you?
Also, do you bone white guys?
Kel, I’m going to take a page out of Matt’s made-up quote for you the other night your own quote book and answer with this:
Why is Kels telling me to bone people (and also break up NPH’s happy home, then tell her all the deets) like a hozilla?? Kel seems so pleasant in real life!
So, I found out that the monthly ping-pong tournament at le ghey bar was cancelled tonight...
…for a fantasy football draft.
Fwenz
My homie Cho has been going through it recently, so like any good friend I chatted him up just now to help ease the stress…
Me: How are you doing?? Sounds like you had a rough week. :-/
Rich: Yeah. Really busy at work. Stresses me out at home. Unsingle ladies.
Me: I want to know more about this Bernie-from-Waiting-to-Exhale story you have going on.
Rich: Oh okay.
Rich: So I guess I will go to the gym tonight.
Rich: Were you the one that said I need to work on my legs or I will be fat forever? And how do you do squats and deadlifts without looking embarrassing and…
John Blaze-ft. Aaliyah
Aaliyah
Aaliyah x Missy Elliott - John Blaze
I almost didn’t post this because I considered their collab with Tweet (‘Where Could He Be’) or one from her first album—which is probably my favorite album of hers as of late—but I decided to post this track. It has the memorable Aaliyah style we have grown to love and you know when you’re out, and you see somebody fine, and you cant stop thinking about them all night…. yeah sure you’re somewhat pathetic but, they are your John Blaze.
Yup. What Mr. Chucksass said.
And I know Baby Girl has been all over a lot of y’all’s dashes today, but I just had to reblog this R&B gem.
THIS IS MOSTLY RACIST: http://web.missouri.edu/~pp6y5/ray.gif
Mr. Phillips,
Quite impressive. Now that you have mastered the art of gif making/editing, I will respond to you with my progression of gif emotions after seeing your creation:
Alright, you need to go ahead a book a flight to Stillwater. It's been a long time coming. First everyone was like "ray-ray this" "ray-ray that" "ray-ray posted this". Finally I think it was Bigbear who filled me in and was like "yeah, its this guy works on the east coast we follow him on tumblr, trying to get him to visit".
Let me just tell you that I guarantee whichever weekend you make it to Stillwater will rock your world. Las Vegas of the midwest, as Brad likes to call it, doesn't disappoint very often. It's a unique experience that most people want to have, but most can't. The group in Stillwater can't really be explained. I will say that when you get our group together everyone is set on making whatever happens the best night ever. Don't have to impress anyone, just unfiltered and fucking awesome.
Anyway, I hope you'll consider making it out because it'll easily be one of the most memorable weekends spent with people you don't know very well.
Alright…now this is hands-down one of the best messages I’ve ever gotten in my ask box.
Tumblr is so crajee. I mean, I feel like if you asked 99.9% of folks, “Hey, how do you feel about letting someone that you’ve met over the interrrrnets stay at your pad, without even having met them before?” they would be all like:
But that’s exactly what I did. Matt and Steven felt like long-time buddies, and I invited them into my home for a weekend. And we had an awesome time.
Now…actually hopping on a plane and going somewhere to hang with peeps I’ve never met before…that seems like even more of a big deal slash investment. Yet here I am, researching ticket prices to Stillwater, Oklahoma. I don’t even know how or when I started following T-$, B-Rad, Bear, Thom, and co., but all I know is that they’re totes awesome sauce and I want to get dlunk with meet them.
So, what do you think my fellow tumblrs? Should I take the plunge and hit up the Las Vegas of the midwest?
