Answer your questions Ray. This is a joke to you. You've been through anger management, you've been through your grandmother gettin' her lights turned off to make gifs for your amusement. And you sit there and jokingly laugh? This is serious to your followers. You come in here and treat this like a joke? You have more quality posts than half of those girls over there (Yeah, you do). STOP IT. I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE TYPED IN ALL CAPS. WHEN MY MOTHER YELLED AT ME, IT'S BECAUSE SHE LOVED ME. I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU. WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU. HOW DARE YOU!!!! LURN SUMTHIN' FROM DIS. When you go to bed at night, you lay there and take responsibility fo yo self. Cuz nobody is gonna take responsibility for you. Ok bye.
Me: How are you doing?? Sounds like you had a rough week. :-/ Rich: Yeah. Really busy at work. Stresses me out at home. Unsingle ladies. Me: I want to know more about this Bernie-from-Waiting-to-Exhale story you have going on. Rich: Oh okay. Rich: So I guess I will go to the gym tonight. Rich: Were you the one that said I need to work on my legs or I will be fat forever? And how do you do squats and deadlifts without looking embarrassing and…
I almost didn’t post this because I considered their collab with Tweet (‘Where Could He Be’) or one from her first album—which is probably my favorite album of hers as of late—but I decided to post this track. It has the memorable Aaliyah style we have grown to love and you know when you’re out, and you see somebody fine, and you cant stop thinking about them all night…. yeah sure you’re somewhat pathetic but, they are your John Blaze.
Yup. What Mr. Chucksass said.
And I know Baby Girl has been all over a lot of y’all’s dashes today, but I just had to reblog this R&B gem.
Alright, you need to go ahead a book a flight to Stillwater. It's been a long time coming. First everyone was like "ray-ray this" "ray-ray that" "ray-ray posted this". Finally I think it was Bigbear who filled me in and was like "yeah, its this guy works on the east coast we follow him on tumblr, trying to get him to visit".
Let me just tell you that I guarantee whichever weekend you make it to Stillwater will rock your world. Las Vegas of the midwest, as Brad likes to call it, doesn't disappoint very often. It's a unique experience that most people want to have, but most can't. The group in Stillwater can't really be explained. I will say that when you get our group together everyone is set on making whatever happens the best night ever. Don't have to impress anyone, just unfiltered and fucking awesome.
Anyway, I hope you'll consider making it out because it'll easily be one of the most memorable weekends spent with people you don't know very well.
Alright…now this is hands-down one of the best messages I’ve ever gotten in my ask box.
Tumblr is so crajee. I mean, I feel like if you asked 99.9% of folks, "Hey, how do you feel about letting someone that you’ve met over the interrrrnets stay at your pad, without even having met them before?" they would be all like:
But that’s exactly what I did. Matt and Steven felt like long-time buddies, and I invited them into my home for a weekend. And we had an awesome time.
Now…actually hopping on a plane and going somewhere to hang with peeps I’ve never met before…that seems like even more of a big deal slash investment. Yet here I am, researching ticket prices to Stillwater, Oklahoma. I don’t even know how or when I started following T-$, B-Rad, Bear, Thom, and co., but all I know is that they’re totes awesome sauce and I want to get dlunk with meet them.
So, what do you think my fellow tumblrs? Should I take the plunge and hit up the Las Vegas of the midwest?
One of my favorite things in life is digging through old albums and finding hidden gems…just like this joint from Mr. Soulchild off of his 2008 release. I think this album threw some of his longtime fans off (especially the bumpin’ lead single Radio, which sounded like something Luda would’ve put together with his DTP crew), but I, for one, loved the new sound he was tinkering with on some of his up-tempo cuts.
This song has been on repeat on my iPod for the past 24 hours. And I will probably do squats and deadlifts to it at the gym tonight while playing it 2847198 times (whate’errr DO NOT JUDGE).
So I was sitting here during my runch break, happily scrolling through my dash, when suddenly it hit me…
I had a sex dream involving another tumblr last night.
And it was with someone that totes caught me off-guard. WAT.
I’m starting to remember little details here and there. There were other tumblrs/RL friends in my dream, and they caught us making out and doing other things and were giving us some surrious side-eye during the whole episode.
I mean, I remember when I started having dreams involving random tumblrs, but never in the kinky sense. Actually, there weren’t any full-on sexy times in this dream, so I guess that’s a good thing. (Is it?)
Actually, my posts-to-likes ratio currently sits at 608-to-30,455, so maybe it is appropes. I AM A TUMBLR LIKE HOZILLA.
As many of you all know, up-and-coming golf phenom Fattynatty has been gaining legions of fans, for both her skillz and her faburous fashions on the fairways. I had the distinct privilege of holding an impromptu photo shoot for her birthday, which will be included in an upcoming feature in Golfers of Tumblr Unite (#GOTU) magazine.
Here she is, striking her infamous game-face pose. The intimidation factor is doubled with that fierce flowery-patterned top she’s sporting:
Next up, we’ve snapped a candid photo during her classic follow-through, in a sparkling blue, white, and grey ensemble. Also, take note of Nat’s face during this shot. She’s not even looking at where the ball is going (right towards the hole DUHS) and instead is giving us a fierce profile angle:
Here, we have the birthday girl stretching before a tee shot in a seductive black-and-white lace number. This look is accentuated by her I-See-Myself-In-Feria-by-L’oreal locks blowing in the wind. GOLF LUXULY AT ITS FINEST.
And finally, here we have her celebrating with her better half, Mary-Ellen, as well as yours truly, as we shower her with beer and champagne following her breakthrough victory just recently at the GheyGeighGay Golf Championship, sponsored by Tumblr.
Quite a banji mess with Photoshop an amajing birthday photo spread, wouldn’t you agree?
HEFFY BUSU-DDAI MATTHEW SMITH OMAIGAAH I RUV YOU also if I was in Milwaukee right now I’d take you to some dive bar and then down a jug of beer in honor of your special day just like this (even though I only drink beer when I’m flipping cups but obvi I’d make an exception for you XOXOXXXXOOX).