So Rich and I continue to be COMPLETE AZN FAILURES at the monthly ping-pong tournament. We both made the consolation finals in singles tonight (does it even matter who won WE’RE LOSERS) and then promptly lost in the doubles final afterwards (did I mention that WE’RE LOSERS).
In other news, I was the most disgusting ghey at the bar (completely soaked my shirt with shweatiness) while Mr. Bartender grabbed my booty while saying he needed to “get on that before I turn 40.” OOH RAY YA BURNT FROM ALL ANGLES.
Whatee’errr. I’m going to the beach tomorrow. Kbai I’m gonna pass the eff out now.
So, I just wanted to write a sappy post and give y’all a HUGE thank you for all of the birfday well-wishes I’ve gotten within the past 24 hours. All of them have given me warm fuzzies and make me want to strike a cute AZN pose for each and every one of you in person.
And for those of you that submitted stuff through my askbox, TRUST that I will be getting back to you shortly!
TANK YU ELLYBUHDY! :D
(I was supposed to write this last night but my internets crapped out on me in the middle of posting and I was like OMG FORRILZZ HOW VERY DARE YOU I HATCHOO COMCAST.)