SHAKE THE DICE, STEAL THE RICE!: Archive

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Aug 1st

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Jul 31st

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Jul 30th

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O HAI HERRO DLUNKEN POST

So Rich and I continue to be COMPLETE AZN FAILURES at the monthly ping-pong tournament. We both made the consolation finals in singles tonight (does it even matter who won WE’RE LOSERS) and then promptly lost in the doubles final afterwards (did I mention that WE’RE LOSERS). At least we had an awesome cheering section. ZOMG <3 YOU GUYZ. In other news, I was the most disgusting...

Jul 30th

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Jul 29th

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Woman wakes up to find intruder in her bed -... →

iamcup: amberislazy: IF YOU DO ANYTHING TONIGHT, PLEASE CLICK THIS LINK AND WATCH THE VIDEO. This is my hometown, and I’m sure this will be a classic. Seriously, PLEASE watch it. You’ll laugh out loud. Promise. ooh jerry island, at it again! she speaks the truth. i really did laugh out loud… stay classy, huntsville! You guys. SRSLY. Watch this vidja. BANJI GERL/HOMEBOY REALNESS. ...

Jul 29th

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Katy Perry

Funkthedj’s post just now got me thinking… I have now heard a few tracks off of her forthcoming album. This is what I have observed: California Gurls - We all could sing Ke$ha’s Tik Tok on top of this. E.T. (Futuristic Lover) - t.A.T.u.’s All The Things She Said, anyone? Teenage Dream - I am having flashbacks of the New Radicals’ You Get What You Give I mean, I...

Jul 28th

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Jul 28th

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Jul 28th

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Gym Funnies

So yesterday at Le Vides, I ran into my bartender friend…you know, the one that likes to get me drunk (slash make me lose) during my ping-pong tournaments… Me: Hey you. :) Bartender: Hey! Wanna make out? Me: Blah blah blah <insert mindless convo about kickball and beaches and ghey stuff>… Me: Ok homie, I’ll see you on Thursday for ping-pong, right?...

Jul 27th

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Reason #1847130...

…thehardstuff wins at life - he brought over a six-pack of Hawaiian Punch last night for our dinner beverages.

Jul 27th

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ATTN LEFTBRAINRIGHT.

I hear it’s your birfday. Why, you sly little AZN devil, you… In that case, Will better take you out to get crunkdified tonight. Which of course means CRAYJEE DANSSING PARLRRRTY OKAY TANK YU!!

Jul 26th

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Watch

chucksass: spacelyhippie: basedjay: Kid Sister - Big N Bad FINALLY!! We keep it big. We keep it bad. All day, erryday.

Jul 26th

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Jul 26th

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Jul 25th

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Jul 25th

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So I have never been to a Wegman's before...

and OMAIGAAH I JUST DONE DIED AND WENT TO HEABEN DERICIOUS FOOD ERRYWHURR.

Jul 23rd

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“Hey, Ms. Filipina McRoundface - you betta square-up that face or you’re...”

– ohhellocolin, regarding Charice Pempengco’s decision to use Botox & other anti-aging procedures for her upcoming stint on Glee (Bt-dubs, if you’re not following Colin by now, something is srsly wrong witchoo.)

Jul 22nd

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trainjuice asked: Okay Awesome Guy, three questions for you:

-What is your favorite thing to eat

-Favorite way to relax

-Alcoholic and non-alcoholic drannnnk of choice

Jul 22nd

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Jul 22nd

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Jul 22nd

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Jul 21st

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눈에서레이져나오려규하는표정

(via robotjohn) Oh, you mean like this John?

Jul 21st

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Jul 21st

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Aww you guyz!

So, I just wanted to write a sappy post and give y’all a HUGE thank you for all of the birfday well-wishes I’ve gotten within the past 24 hours. All of them have given me warm fuzzies and make me want to strike a cute AZN pose for each and every one of you in person. And for those of you that submitted stuff through my askbox, TRUST that I will be getting back to you shortly! TANK...

Jul 21st

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Jul 21st

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Nothing funny to say...

undercoverbanker: Happy Birthday, Ray. Thanks for being you and thanks for being a friend. Although I mos def appreesh all the funny gifs, blingees, and such I received for my b-day, sometimes a simple, two-sentence post can be just as meaningful. Got nothin’ but <3 for ya, homeslice. And thanks again for the Dora stickers. :D

Jul 21st

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Jul 21st

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Jul 21st

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Jul 20th

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Jul 20th

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Jul 20th

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Jul 20th

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Jul 20th

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@ray-ray

jesseboy: IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY!!! Instead of flowers, or a card, I got you this: It’s non-refundable, so I hope you like it. ‘Cuz I’d hate to bust you up on your birthday. I’ve been workin’ out! Okay, well, but seriously. Candles & cake are, like a birthday necessity, so… NOW DON’T SAY I NEVER GAVE YOU NOTHIN’!!! Cute boys, cake, and candles. All from Jesseboy. In lieu...

Jul 20th

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Jul 20th

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Jul 20th

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HAPPY BARSDAY RAY!

choronda: O hai! O bai. Yay! It’s Ray’s barsday! What an old Asian gheigh. <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3 <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3 <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3 <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3 See, as geigh Korean besties, Lee-chad-du and I like to trade gif stories for our...

Jul 20th

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