June 2010
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My fwenz are the nicest evar
Choronda: Thanks you dumb b*tch.
Nailtipflips: No problem you stank ho.
Choronda: Now leave you smelly c*nt, go slip on a manhole.
Nailtipflips: Don't you have a gag job to give in the bathroom or something? Gurl bai.
Choronda: Bye cottage cheese vagina!
Nailtipflips: See ya cauliflower d*ck.
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EPA Releases First Round of Toxicity Testing Data...
The US Environmental Protection Agency today released peer reviewed results from the first round of its own independent toxicity testing on eight oil dispersants. EPA conducted testing to ensure that decisions about ongoing dispersant use in the Gulf of Mexico continue to be grounded in the best available science.
EPA’s results indicated that none of the eight dispersants tested, including the...
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So, I don’t know how this came up, but...
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IMPRTNT EMAILZ
So I just sent a direct e-mail to the Secretary of Energy and I srsly got a case of the hesitant shakes before pressing the send button.
Can I send it now? Did I catch all the typos? OMG I totes missed something, I just know it. OH WHATE’ERRR I’M SENDING IT NAO KBAI.
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To my departed houseguests
Hey Matt & Kel (oh, and of course Audrey)…
Thanks for leaving behind that 3/4ths full can of sour cream and onion Pringles on my counter. I just demolished them in 0.053 seconds.
You really know a way to this tumblr’s mouf tummy heart. Tear.
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Drive-by Booty
So on my way home just now I pulled up to a red light and passed a gaggle of geighs. One of them spotted me, walked over and was like, “Oh, heeey, can you give me a ride to the downtown?” (Yeah, not just downtown, but THE downtown.)
I smiled and laughed, and then and he proceeded walk directly in front of my car to pop, lock, and drop it:
And then he sashayed away while snapping...
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Well dayum.
I was really, really hoping for a USA - KOR quarterfinal matchup. Thanks for ruining the party, UruGROCE and GhanaRREA.
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thepo asked: I remember you saying you were a bad gay because you wore some gym clothes to the bar during pride. HA. Um, anyways, in what other ways are you a "bad gay?"
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carsonsuggs-deactivated20100818 asked: Teach me how to be cool.
LOOK AT DEM FASHUNZ
LOOK AT DEM FASHUNZ
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Anonymous asked: Will you be my korean daddy?
:D
:D
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lady88 asked: a. I love you.
b. No really, I loooooove you.
c. you like nice in pink.
d. are you from Portland?
e. when are you coming to visit?
f. where are all the gay bars in portland?
b. No really, I loooooove you.
c. you like nice in pink.
d. are you from Portland?
e. when are you coming to visit?
f. where are all the gay bars in portland?
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Whoa whoa whoa, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait...
sashayshante:
It’s about 10:30 and I decide to buy snacks at Harris Teeter to fulfill my late night food binge. And how about this Dolly Parton looking bitch is gonna ask me if I work there??? HONEY I AM WEARING A BLACK TANK TOP AND SOME JORTS DOES THIS LOOK LIKE HARRIS TEETER ATTIRE?? GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!!
Oh gurr, I feel you. This was just like yesterday at the golf banquet, when I...
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Gym funnies
Nothing embarrasses pleases me more than when I’m warming up on the elliptical, bopping to some K-pop muzak vidja’s via my iPod (connected to the little TV they have on there), and I can see in my peripheral vision that both peeps on my left and right are fixated slash mesmerized by the crajy amajingness happening on my screen. And they don’t stop watching.
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this20somethinglife-deactivated asked: You and I are going to be good friends.
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I just got paired with three old Koreans...
Claude Hammercy. This better not be a 6-hour round of golf. Stanky eye to the max. ~_~
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This was me the entire night while looking at...
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Anonymous asked: rayray, you've become a high-up tumblr gay real quick (3 months :O!?!). Any other new tumblrs you could recommend?
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nailtipflips:
Acapella - Kelis
It’s Friday...
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So I just came upon the realization...
…that I now have more followers than I have posts. I don’t know how I’m supposed to feel about this milestone, but I believe it’s some combination of feelingz that culminates in this:
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A GIF Story for Choronda's Birfday
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warrennotg asked: It's gotten to the point that I can't look at a random Asian man's face with out hearing your voice speaking Engrish. AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU SOUND LIKE.
Thanks for that.
Thanks for that.
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You know how some tumblrs just "get" you?
Yeah. Basicarry.
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One con about DC...
It is HOT AND HUMID AS DONG in the summer.
I peaced outta work just a little while ago and was walking only for a few minutes when I could already feel like, all my clothes sticking to my skin. I was on my way to the gym, but felt like I was literally choking on the thick muggy grossness that is DC air so I was like SCREW THAT NOIZE and heel-toed right for the metro station.
Oh, and then the...
O rry themattsmith?
themattsmith:
ray-ray:
Matt: Also - officially, we’re staying with you, so break out the fine china. Me: As if I have any. LOL. Matt: I thought all of you people did.
Ray, it’s not racist, because I didn’t mean asians. I was talking about the gays.
Oh.
OH.
Matt, didn’t ‘cha know I’m a bad ghey? I mean it was pride this weekend and all I did was gorge myself on BBQ slash...
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O rry themattsmith?
Matt: Also - officially, we're staying with you, so break out the fine china.
Me: As if I have any. LOL.
Matt: I thought all of you people did.
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