Will you be my daddy, baby? Or at least my baby daddy? I'M NOT PICKY I'LL TAKE WHAT I CAN GET.
June 2010
99 posts
May 2010
99 posts
SELIOUSRRY. When are you taking me driving. I have some polyester polos that need to see the light of day.
Oh, sho ‘nuff homeslice. You just get your butt out of booszhee Manhattan and take a trip down to DC one of these days. I’ll take you for some driving lessons and you can rock those amajing polos (the brighter the better). Cuz you know, 99% of the appeal of golf is the FUN FASHUNZ.
IS YOU AND CHORONDA DATING? haha
Funny you should ask, as Rich and I have gotten this question with increased frequency lately…
However, I believe this post is further insight into our relationship. Can you imagine if we dated? I mean, it’d be like having a KONG FOO SWORD FIGHT WHILE RIDING INVISIBLE BICYCLES IN THE AIR 24/7.
New Kind of Ice Cream
- Me: I'm running down to the Teet to buy some rice!
- Kia: Ray, can you buy me some ice cream??
- Me: Mmmkay, what kind do you want?
- Kia: Umm yeah, so...I like ice cream with like, fudge, caramel, candy, cookie dough chunks, chocolate (but not chocolate ice cream itself), and...yeah. That's the kind of ice cream I like.
Yeah, so...
Having five berry acai vodkas w/sprite (with no dinner SHUT UP THE BARTENDER WAS HOOKING ME UP WHATEE’ERRR) is not conducive to playing good ping-pong, no matter how AZN I am.
I like you, boatloads. Maybe I'll be able to tell you without being anonymous one of these days.
Aww Anon. This heart’s for you!
"Thank God for Tumblr, that's all I have to say."
- Carson (clsblg)
oh my god, what is going on? i feel like i'm being bathed in awesome, asian sunshine. you're a fan of christina AND raven?! I WANT TO BE YOUR BEST FRIEND. plus, after (more) unabashed gpoyw inspection, i find you're already friends with my new best friend, choronda!! (and also very handsome). i just want a group hug, really.
hey, i'm brandon. get in my life. =]
Yo B!
Yes, Choronda is one of my besties. He is quite amajing. He also shares my lurve of banji animated gifs and quality muzaks. Also, people often get us mixed up (even friends we’ve known for years) because all Orientals rook arike duhs and call us by each other’s names, so I guess we can be seen as some kind of package deal. Hah.
In the meantime, I leave you with one of my absolute favorite Raven gifs, courtesy of Folkinz (who you should also get into, if you haven’t already):
Glam
Christina Aguilera
Or perhaps, trying to do some sort of spin, hand snap, and head cock via Dennis from Sunny:
The problem is, I can’t do any of this stuff. Keeks is always like, RAY DO THIS GEIGH MOVE/DANCE and when I try, I end up looking stiff, awkward, and fug. And erryone laughs. Not pretty (in any sense of the word).
So I’ll just stick to doing my crip walk/chicken head/lean-wit-it-rock-wit-it/Ying Yang twins snap in the corner while blasting this Xtina jam:
Glam - Christina Aguilera
When Tricky Stewart, Claude Kelly, and Aguilera put the finishing touches on this track, they knew they were giving us an updated, 2010 version of Madonna’s Vogue. I can honestly say that I feel so GHEY when I hear this song I don’t know what to do with myself (kinda like when Matt once told me whenever he hears CeCe Peniston, he feels the need to have sex with his wifey, just to prove something to himself). The hypnotic synths and finger snaps are so infectious I can’t help but get this stank, divalicious look on my face while imagining myself stomping down a catwalk, a la Raven:
Or perhaps, trying to do some sort of spin, hand snap, and head cock via Dennis from Sunny:
The problem is, I can’t do any of this stuff. Keeks is always like, RAY DO THIS GEIGH MOVE/DANCE and when I try, I end up looking stiff, awkward, and fug. And erryone laughs. Not pretty (in any sense of the word).
So I’ll just stick to doing my crip walk/chicken head/lean-wit-it-rock-wit-it/Ying Yang twins snap in the corner while blasting this Xtina jam:
marry, kill, make sweet love to: Oil dispersant, fire boom, evaporation.
Oh GAH. Jasen, you cannot do this to me!
As it is well-beyond my area of environmental expertise, I feel like I would sound stoopit with whatever answer I give, along with the explanation as to why I would marry/kill/make sweet love to any of these options. And Lord knows all these scientific models they’re using re: dispersants & evaporation are continually questioned as is. I am, however, a bit perplexed as to why the use (or lack?) of a fire boom seems to have been excluded.
So in the meantime, I will continue to read up on this stuff and furrow my brow like I actually understand what is going on.
EPA Administrator Jackson, USCG Rear Admiral Landry to Hold Press Conference Call to Discuss Dispersants
For those interested…
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WASHINGTON - U.S. Environmental Protection Agency Administrator Lisa P. Jackson and U.S. Coast Guard Rear Admiral Mary Landry will hold a press conference call at 3:30 p.m. CST/4:30 p.m. EST to discuss BP’s use of dispersants to address the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico.
On Thursday, EPA directed BP to analyze available pre-approved dispersants for toxicity and effectiveness and report back within 24 hours. The directive called for a 72-hour window to analyze the options – that window closed on Sunday night. After receiving BP’s response to the directive Thursday, EPA and NOAA scientists immediately called a meeting with BP scientists to discuss BP’s response. EPA and NOAA have been reviewing the science and Administrator Jackson and Rear Admiral Landry will announce the next steps on this call.
WHO: EPA Administrator Lisa P. Jackson, USCG Rear Admiral Mary Landry
WHAT: Press conference call to discuss dispersants
WHEN: Monday, May 24 at 3:30 p.m. CST/4:30 p.m. EST
