Oh, sho ‘nuff homeslice. You just get your butt out of booszhee Manhattan and take a trip down to DC one of these days. I’ll take you for some driving lessons and you can rock those amajing polos (the brighter the better). Cuz you know, 99% of the appeal of golf is the FUN FASHUNZ.
Funny you should ask, as Rich and I have gotten this question with increased frequency lately…
However, I believe this post is further insight into our relationship. Can you imagine if we dated? I mean, it’d be like having a KONG FOO SWORD FIGHT WHILE RIDING INVISIBLE BICYCLES IN THE AIR 24/7.
- Me: I'm running down to the Teet to buy some rice!
- Kia: Ray, can you buy me some ice cream??
- Me: Mmmkay, what kind do you want?
- Kia: Umm yeah, so...I like ice cream with like, fudge, caramel, candy, cookie dough chunks, chocolate (but not chocolate ice cream itself), and...yeah. That's the kind of ice cream I like.
Having five berry acai vodkas w/sprite (with no dinner SHUT UP THE BARTENDER WAS HOOKING ME UP WHATEE’ERRR) is not conducive to playing good ping-pong, no matter how AZN I am.
Aww Anon. This heart’s for you!
- Carson (clsblg)
Yes, Choronda is one of my besties. He is quite amajing. He also shares my lurve of banji animated gifs and quality muzaks. Also, people often get us mixed up (even friends we’ve known for years)
because all Orientals rook arike duhs and call us by each other’s names, so I guess we can be seen as some kind of package deal. Hah.
In the meantime, I leave you with one of my absolute favorite Raven gifs, courtesy of Folkinz (who you should also get into, if you haven’t already):
Oh GAH. Jasen, you cannot do this to me!
As it is well-beyond my area of environmental expertise, I feel like I would sound stoopit with whatever answer I give, along with the explanation as to why I would marry/kill/make sweet love to any of these options. And Lord knows all these scientific models they’re using re: dispersants & evaporation are continually questioned as is. I am, however, a bit perplexed as to why the use (or lack?) of a fire boom seems to have been excluded.
So in the meantime, I will continue to read up on this stuff and furrow my brow like I actually understand what is going on.
For those interested…
WASHINGTON - U.S. Environmental Protection Agency Administrator Lisa P. Jackson and U.S. Coast Guard Rear Admiral Mary Landry will hold a press conference call at 3:30 p.m. CST/4:30 p.m. EST to discuss BP’s use of dispersants to address the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico.
On Thursday, EPA directed BP to analyze available pre-approved dispersants for toxicity and effectiveness and report back within 24 hours. The directive called for a 72-hour window to analyze the options – that window closed on Sunday night. After receiving BP’s response to the directive Thursday, EPA and NOAA scientists immediately called a meeting with BP scientists to discuss BP’s response. EPA and NOAA have been reviewing the science and Administrator Jackson and Rear Admiral Landry will announce the next steps on this call.
WHO: EPA Administrator Lisa P. Jackson, USCG Rear Admiral Mary Landry
WHAT: Press conference call to discuss dispersants
WHEN: Monday, May 24 at 3:30 p.m. CST/4:30 p.m. EST