April 2010
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Apr 30th
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That's what you get, Ray
Last night, I strutted into Nellie’s monthly ping-pong tournament with some swag, given that I had won the singles with relative ease last time I had played.  And after breezing into the finals, I was like, done and done. And then I met my match…in the form of a dainty, 4’10”-ish Thai girl that spoke amajing Engrish. After being down 9-16, I came back to 20-19 and held...
Apr 30th
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Apr 29th
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O hai new followers!
In addition to the aforementioned Bieber-lover (<3!), imagine my shock today when I checked my dash and saw notifications for an additional 15 new followers… So…this morning (while gobbling my Mommy’s amajing breakfast of hash browns, turkey bacon, eggs, and brown rice), I looked at my screen and was like: Then after composing myself, I pulled a Choronda/Juju and showed my...
Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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I don't know what my friends are talking about
Although my AZN driving ski11z are apparently questionable awesome, I am also a ridiculous parallel parker.  Do not even try and step.
Apr 28th
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Daily Daddy Chat
Daddy:  *fart* Daddy:  Pardon me. Daddy:  *FART* Daddy:  Pardon me. Daddy:  *FART!* Daddy:  Pardon me.  Hehe! Me:  ~_~
Apr 28th
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wontonburritomeals: Ray you can’t get an iPhone.  Janice can’t afford to lose her job. YESSSSS. Obvi, I love getting burned.
Apr 27th
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"I only know how to text and make phone calls"
acewepeel: Yesterday in class, this girl walks in with her project on an external hard drive. Professor: You don’t have a flash drive? Girl: Nope. Professor: What kind of phone do you have? Girl: I have in iPhone. Professor: *smacks forehead* So you could have just put your project on that. Girl: Oh…I only know how to text and make phone calls on this thing.  Professor and me at the same time: ...
Apr 27th
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Oregon Inks Ex-Creighton Coach Altman; 7-Year Deal →
I know most folks won’t give a crap about this, but this pleases me.  Very much.  I had a soft spot for Ernie Kent, but his time had run its course.  And after over a month of rumors (Tom Izzo?  Tubby Smith?  Butler’s Brad Stevens?  Texas A&M’s Mark Turgeon?), I believe my Ducks nabbed a hidden gem in Altman. A new coach, a brand new gorgeous arena, and a brand new RIDIC...
Apr 27th
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nailtipflips asked: Ray.

Do not let me catch you posting half nekkid booty pics on the interwebs.
Apr 27th
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unitedstatesoftopher asked: Ray, my dashboard told me something interesting today. http://imgur.com/DvvFb.png
Apr 27th
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Deep Conversations With Choronda
Rich: Oh have you heard of...
Rich: Oh no I forgot.
Apr 26th
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Daily Mommy Chat
Me:  Hi Mommy. Mommy:  Oh, Lay-ee!  I’m at the Costco righ now! Me:  O rly? Mommy:  Yesss.  I buying da spaghetti sauce…what kind, shourld I get the crassic?  Oh I buy buppalo wing too, spicy kind.  Oh and da spam, you know, just like eating with rice when you hungry.  Oh and den yoo know, also…*continues rambling for 10 minutes while she’s walking around the aisles* Me:Oh,...
Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Awkward
I was just given a dose of heavy eye sex by some dude while waiting in line at Harris Teeter. And my parents were standing right next to me. EDIT:  Harris Teeter is one of those semi-booszhee grocery chains here in DC, homie.  Hopefully you’ll be shopping there regularly once you move here (it IS going to happen).  :)
Apr 25th
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My worlds collide...
Mommy: Oh! Lay-ee, I want to gib your priends some gum!
Josh: Ooh, is it Korean gum?
Mommy: Noooo! It's COSTCO GUM! Hee hee!
Apr 25th
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Apr 23rd
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My Daddy be so hip...
*blasting my iPod in da bafroom while getting ready for werk* Daddy:Hey!  What song is this?  Who is it? Me:  Oh, it’s called Pretty Girls.  A lot of people sing/rap on it.  Chris Brown, Wale, and Fabolous (like he has any idea what I’m saying right now). Daddy:  Mmm, I like dis.
Apr 23rd
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Apr 22nd
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FATNESS
OMG.  My parents visiting is going to be the DEATH of me. Last night, I picked them up at the airport and what did we do?  Promptly went to the drive-thru at McDonald’s and got two southern style chicken sandwiches, three snack wraps, 10 chicken nuggets, and an order of large fries (which I ate the majority of, duhs). And then tonight, my Mommy made me a homemade Korean dinner, so obvi I...
Apr 22nd
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Apr 21st
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I Can Die A Happy Man
Last night before I went nighty-night, Scott sent me this little missive: “Oh dear, sweet Ray.  I love you with the fire of a thousand suns.” Music to my ears.  That is all.
Apr 21st
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Apr 20th
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Apr 20th
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jermainia asked: LOL @ "Brah"

Do people really say that? How did you keep from laughing?

#cant #wont #lolzeeshia
Apr 20th
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Another First
Last night while waiting for the metro, a too-young-for-me, kinda cute, profesh 20-something approached me on the tracks.  His line: “So, do you workout at a gym near here, brah?” After giving him a thorough 411 on my lifting locale, he then proceeded to continue chatting me up on the train asking my name, deets about my job, how long I’ve lived here, etc.  As I was getting off...
Apr 20th
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827 asked: Ray, you seem like you're no stranger to the gym, so I have a question. Do you take a pre-workout supplement? If so, what do you use, or what would you suggest? I ask because they discontinued mine and am looking for a new one. I like to ask around for personal experiences rather than rely on reviews.

Thanks!
Apr 20th
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Apr 20th
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lost/found.
geejaykay: oh. hi there self-control. where have you been? i’m sorry you missed dinner tonight. had you been able to join me i wouldn’t have demolished: entire box of mac & cheese 1/2 box of fish sticks 4 pieces of bread (for fish stick sandwiches, you see) salami, cheese, crackers breyers oreo ice cream dannon yogurt (light and fit) 2 diet cokes seriously. my life has GOT to...
Apr 20th
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Monday...
You are really trying me right now.  So plz take this cue from Juju and mosey yourself up outta here immeds. P.S.  I have a very painful crick in my neck from sleeping weird and the spasms from said crick are also making me look like this.
Apr 19th
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Anonymous asked: um, this girl they call Keara. is she as beautiful/amazing IRL as they say? I bet she is. oh man, I bet she is...

oh and hey Ray, how goes it? you pretty too, but she finer.
Apr 18th
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choronda asked: So I've come to realize that the best way to get in touch with you these days is through Tumblr. What's going on tonight? Are you coming over or something? Also, my bad for not coming back downstairs last night... I had to pass out and I couldn't be bovvered. Bai.
Apr 18th
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Anonymous asked: What did you have for brunch? Or would it take less time to list the things on the menu that you DIDN'T eat....?
Apr 18th
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Anonymous asked: how old are you?! =D
Apr 18th
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My BFF, the Lord of Brunch Burns
Josh [to Juan as he walks into the restaurant]:  You look turrible. ———- Me:  Who is xxxxxxx? Kia:  Oh, he’s this white dude who only digs black girls.  *Whitney shoulder shake* Josh:  Eww.  Why? Errybody:  HAHAHAHA. Kia:  -_- ———- *cue discussion slash ogling of our hot waiter* Josh:  What?  No.  Did you see his grill?  Was your bar-b-q cancelled? ...
Apr 17th
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Apr 16th
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My Dinner
Hey there Chipotle burrito bol with extra chicken and extra rice.  You were the bizness tonight.  Oh, what’s that?  McDonald’s chicken nuggets and large fries, you want to join the party?  Dayum straight.  Edy’s slow-churned neopolitan, don’t give me that look.  Ok, you can enter my mouf right now, too. P.S.  Popcorn, I see you giving me the eye.  Don’t make me come...
Apr 16th
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Apr 15th
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SisterMaryMartha Dispenses No Wisdom: But hey,... →
But hey, it’s okay to be gay, you guys. but like homosexual gay, not gay- gay as in silly because that’s bad, you have to be like staight-homosexual, and by straight homosexual I mean, like manly and you can’t be a woman and be a homosexual, probs not even a gay. At this point it’s important to discuss what kind of manly you need to be. I suspect you should be a manly man, but usually when...
Apr 15th
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Ray-Ray
doctornecessiter: Please stop g-chatting me to talk about The Human Centipede, you sick son of a B. The Human Centipede EVIL STALKING CLOWNS THROWING PIE IN YO FACE ALL YOUR FAULT TAYLOR. 
Apr 15th
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GD
I had my second dream last night involving random tumblrs I’ve never met.  What in the hizzy is going on here?  But at least it wasn’t sexual.  (I swear, I’m going to feel so groce slash violated when that happens.) STOP TRYING TO TAKE OVER MY LIFE TUMBLR.  I’m being surrious.  Kthnxbai.
Apr 15th
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Apr 15th
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danielextra asked: Ray Ray, why are you so fuckin' hot? Let's work on being a gaysian power couple, eh? Hehe.
Apr 14th
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Apr 14th
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Anonymous asked: Please ask someone to redesign this pos looking blog. It's dreadful.
Apr 14th
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Apr 13th
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Apr 13th
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