SHAKE THE DICE, STEAL THE RICE!: Archive

Apr 1st

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Not Myself Tonight - Christina Aguilera...

Mar 31st

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Ursher...

You know I already lurved you, right boo? Well, you just made me <3 you even harder after all that sweet mentoring you gave them Idol kids. Doin’ a Nuvo shot for you right now baby.

Mar 31st

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Random Childhood Memories

Remember all the crazy stuff you used to do when you were little? Man. I remember every weekend listening to Casey Kasem on American Top 40 with a blank cassette tape in my boom box, ready to hit REC+PLAY to gank those songs off of the radio. I also really, REALLY wanted to be the next Michael Jackson. Didn’t everyone? I remember I would host dance parties by myself, and my Mommy would...

Mar 30th

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Rolling Stone is also in lurve with Justin Bieber. →

A review of the 15-year-old’s My World 2.0. And you know RS is usually all about bashing this kinda pop stuff. Get it Bieber. Shyoot.

Mar 30th

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anthonyflo asked: What made you get a Tumblr and how long have you had it?

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Mar 24th

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Loose Rap - Aaliyah This album is a classic. ...

Mar 24th

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Really, I'm trying!

I’m home sick on this dreary Monday and decided I’d try and do some research on the monumental health care bill that was passed last night. Even though I work for the gov’t, I am by no means well-versed in such political matters…but I thought as a US citizen, I should try and be informed on key parts of this bill. (And trust, I could be doing much more productive things...

Mar 22nd

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Mar 22nd

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An audio post entitled, “I RUB MY...

Mar 19th

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An Open Letter

doctornecessiter: Dearest people who have no trouble walking but who need to carefully…time…it… when they’re getting onto or off of an escalator, When you see other people walk right onto or off of an escalator with no pause and no trouble, do you just think “WOW!!!!”? In your pea brain? Love, Taylor My mommy is one of these peeps, unfortch. My sister and I always tell her there’s...

Mar 19th

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Old burns again...

Choronda: Your immune system is retired or some ish.
Me:   Hahahahah.  Retired.  Yes.  Old.  Gramps.
Choronda:   Dust.  Bones.  Social Security.
Me:   AARP.  Geritol.  Canes.
Choronda:   Just die already.
Me:   WOW.  I gasped at that.
Choronda:   Too bad you didn't die at that.

Mar 19th

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Compliment slash burn?

So, we won that big-azz gay charity flip-cup tournament @ Town tonight…kind of like a warm-up for this Saturday. It was a fun time and I’m pretty sure we were super nice to everyone, except at the end when the team we played in the finals had this gaysian who was all trying to call us out for not drinking enough beer. So we promptly poured more in our cups and beat them again 3-0. ...

Mar 19th

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warrennotg: Brandy - “I Wanna Be Down” ...

Mar 18th

dramaqueen79 asked: WHERE IS MY KOREAN FOOD??!?!?!!??!?! GIVE IT TO ME NOW
I LOVE YOU LONG TIME
BRING ME MEAT

Mar 18th

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tramppp-deactivated20130205 asked: Hows it going?

Mar 18th

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Mar 15th

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My friends

Me: You know what's a good way to gain weight?
Josh: Hanging out with you?
Me: ~_~
 Yeah, I guess I should've known better after asking this question following my demolition of three pancakes, three scrambled eggs, four pieces of turkey bacon, and a side of fries @ IHOP.

Mar 15th

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Mar 13th

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nathanieljames: I’m Still In Love With You | New...

Mar 13th

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Taylor Swift Tweets About My "Love Story" Cover →

gabebondoc: I was going over some things for a press packet and found a link I saved.. Anything is possible. Anything and everything. Absolutely LOVE this guy. One day, he’s going to make it big. Kid is a John Mayer-esque whiz on guitar and one mean songwriter.

Mar 12th

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SisterMaryMartha Dispenses No Wisdom: A tapeworm?... →

A tapeworm? What is it? This is the third day in a row now that I have eaten my lunch and still been pretty hungry when I finished. And these aren’t like, total crap lunches. We’re talking lamb with brown rice and carrots, chicken with brown rice and veggies, and today, a sandwich and some chips…. Welcome to my world.

Mar 11th

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Warren (not) G: duuuuuude →

I normally don’t go for Black guys (I know, it’s weird, but that’s just me), but there was this guy at the barbershop; damn. Guys, he was like a cross between Dwyane Wade and Ne-yo (I was thinking, “you can get Closer, I’ll bring the Heat”). So he was standing up talking to another barber, and… Woops. That photo reply didn’t quite go as I thought. :P Anyway, homie, when you do...

Mar 11th

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FATTY

My dinner tonight: A couple slices of pepperoni pizza A big bowl of minestrone (with extra pasta boiled in) Half a bag of Ruffles Cheddar & Sour Cream chips Four pecan spinwheels Some beef jerky Oink.

Mar 11th

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warrennotg asked: OMG, I wanna hang out with your mom right now. She's so adorable. I could help her cook, and she'd call me "sweetie" a lot, and I'd be in heaven.

Mar 10th

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