I'm surprised no one has asked this yet, but what are your favorite restaurants and what do you order...
A) At 2 a.m.?
B) When you want to get your eat on?
C) When you want to impress?
Please try not to list "french fries" as an answer to all three. Thx.
OMAIGAH. First of all, why was this submitted anon, Anon?? Whoever you are, just know that I would’ve showered you with <3 simply due to the sheer awesomeness of this question.
A) At 2 AM (i.e., the wee hours of the morn), I am usually out and about with my homies/homettes and I am ready to get my late-night breakfast on - this means The Diner (Adams Morgan), Waffle House, IHOP, etc. EGGS PANCAKES BACON SAUSAGE HOME FRIES ALL DAY ERRYDAY.
B) When I am *really* hawngry and want pig the eff out, I go to Korean BBQ. There is nothing that satiates me more than endless bowls of fluffy white rice and perfectly seasoned BBQ’d meats. Followers of my tumblr already know this from all the scary pics of me gorging myself. It’s not a prettysight.
C) Hrmm. I am confyoojing with this last one. When I want to impress?? ROR. As previously mentioned in B, I am SCURRY when I eat. I just keep on shoveling food in my mouf endlessly and people usually just stare at me with judging eyes slash disbelief. I know this, though - I do NOT like to go to shee-shee eateries that give you bite-sized portions. THAT WILL NEVER IMPRESS ME OR MY ACCOMPANIMENT FOR THE NIGHT OKAY OH NO BAI. -__-
And of course, I need to include a gif that sums up this response perfectly: