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Jan 31st

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Gym Tip #1048921039

There I was, looking over the railing at my luxuly gym, admiring the new lighted logo on the ceiling as I rested between sets. On my iPod, some 112 was blaring. And then I began to sing along absentmindedly: “I can love you in the showwwwer, both of our bodies drippin’ wet! On the patiooo, we can make it a night you won’t forget! On the kitchen floooo, as I softly pull yo...

Jan 30th

Jan 29th

Saying Goodbye

“Do you realize it’s been ten years since I first met you?” The seriousness of his voice caught me off guard. No hint of mischief or sarcastic wit whatsoever, which is a rarity these days in our conversations. “Yup!” I replied cheerfully, not really knowing what else to say. He paused reflectively for a moment, almost smiling to himself, and then opened his arms...

Jan 28th

Jan 27th

Word of the Day: Blouse

So, over the weekend, I was having a very interesting convo with some peeps when I heard this term for the first time in my life. I will elaborate: Friend: “You know, I’m kinda gaaaay, not the most masculine…but I definitely enjoy playing more ‘offense’ in the bedroom. So I’m what you’d call a ‘Blouse’ - a feminine top!” A blouse. ...

Jan 25th

Shame - Evelyn “Champagne” King Thank...

Jan 22nd

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A Burn Too Good for G-chat

Josh: Baby, let's make a run for the border, I've got a hunger only tacos can stop. I know exactly what I'll order - three tacos, two tostadas, and a soda pop.
Me: Is that from a Taylor Swift song?
Josh: How very.
Me: Hahahaha.
Josh: That's from South Park.  When Cartman's hand was Jennifer Lopez and she sang her hit song, "Taco Flavored Kisses".
Me: Ahh...
Josh: Why don't you go and listen to Brandy try to unsuccessfully revive her career for the 99th time.
Josh: Damn, that burn was way too good for gchat.  I can't believe I wasted that on you.

Jan 21st

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