Whenever I come down with some sort of sickness following a big party night or weekend, I IMMEDIATELY enter cunty detective mode, trying to figure out which dirty, germ-ridden no-longer-a-friend-of-mine asshole sonofabitch had the unmitigated gall to expose me to said sickness. I mean, HOW DARE?
So to all you stank bastards that were at my house this weekend, heads are gonna roll. I am not for this. It’s too early to be getting colds already. WASH YOUR HANDS. Nasty. Stay away from me you Typhoid Mary motherfuckers.
Michelle Wie started an awesome new blog called Black Flamingo. It’s cute. It’s fun. It’s endearing. Most important, it’s HOT! She showcases her art and DIY fashion work, but she doesn’t think they blend into one category, nor does she. Hence, the blog’s tagline: “A Mindless Blog About Life…and the Stuff That Doesn’t Fit In.” No, she hasn’t had a normal life, but it’s been interesting…and so is she.
She also wants to show some skin. She made a sexy dress out of “leather looking material, black jersey fabric, and zippers.” And, she models the hot, little outfit:
DAMN. She also provides the step-by-step instructions, and shares this very important one:
The top part of the dress…i just cut out a strip that was wide enough to cover my boobies. and then i folded the corners to make the shape…pretty easy stuff.
She finds creative inspiration in random things like a cat mask from a dollar store, which brought out her love for leopard print. She models another cool number:
We’ve been seeing the fun, interesting side of Michelle recently — there was her camaraderie and enthusiasm at the Solheim Cup (and stellar performance). Now, she’s showing that she’s a very talented young lady off the golf course, as well. I love it.
I didn’t really have the best impression of Ms. Wie after all the hype she had growing up, but now that’s she’s a full-time LPGA’er and I’ve gotten to see some more of her personality (most notably at the Solheim Cup), I’m not afraid to say that I’m a fan now. And it’s cool to see her branching out on her blog talking about everything BUT golf.
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