SHAKE THE DICE, STEAL THE RICE!

I know the world is inundated with all things Jacko right now (I mean, have you seen the top 100 downloaded songs on iTunes lately??  Now THAT is chart dominance!), but bear with me.  It’s funny (yet sad and cruel) how everyone can go from ridiculing the guy to (deservedly) worshipping the hallowed pop grounds he walked on.

Before bed tonight, I find myself watching his music videos…

Remember The Time - classic pop entertainment at its finest.

Scream - apparently the most expensive music video ever made to date.  Who the eff cares, though??  That synchronized dance interlude he did with Janet was worth every penny.

RIP, Michael.

Recently, there have been reports that North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Il has picked his third son as successor to his crazy communist regime.  In this breaking Ray-Ray news exclusive, a photo has been uncovered of this man, despite the country’s efforts to keep his identity shrouded in secrecy.

This tyrant-to-be’s name is Cho (Kim) Yoon-Cheul.  Behold and beware!

wontonburritomeals:

kellyv79:

Additionally, I have assured Juan that Shannon will have her thongs on ready to pole dance with the wall to Beyonce’.

Yay!  This can only end well.

Also, Kells, can you tell your sis to make sure to wear some noisy heels so she can do her clomp-clomp-clomp Naomi Campbell catwalk down the hall?  Kthanxbye.