December 2009
12 posts
Telephone - Lady GaGa feat. Beyoncé
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I've been called some names before but....
dvrton:
After a few hours of flip-cup with these guys and gal (+ josh), RR and I decided to visit one of Adams Morgan’s finest establishments: the McDonalds on 18th and Columbia. Classy.
We ordered and while waiting, we were apparently standing a little too close to each other for some of the other patrons’ comfort. I turned around to find the worst case of side-eye staring at me- full-on,...
formspring.me/kiamatthews - this is fun. ask moar... →
kiamatthews:
can you stop being so awesome?
For a monthly fee of 59.99 I will be regular. If you’d like the premium package (79.99/month plus a years supply of Chipotle and female condoms) not only will I be not awesome, I’ll be a fucking cunty ass bitch.
Can you please stop trying me out of your mouth?
Don’t get dealt with you KOREAN BASTARD.
Wanna wrastle? I’ll show you my penis.
Is...
“Choronda: Um…when was the last time you posted something on tumblr?
Me: ...”
– My friends are so nice and make me feel good about myself!
ardenashley:
Insensitive - Jann Arden
This...
Jesper Parnevik Channels Tony Soprano
weiunderpar:
While the rest of Tiger Woods’ golfing cohorts, for the most part, are (understandably) keeping their opinions to themselves, an outraged Jesper Parnevik, who played marriage-broker for Tiger and Elin, made some powerful comments:
“I would be especially sad about it since I’m kind of — I feel really sorry for Elin — since me and my wife were at fault for hooking her up with...
ACC/Big Ten Challenge Tonight
kiamatthews:
GOODBYE BIG TEN.
Down 47-27 at halftime, and down 23 a few minutes into the second half. Playing at Littlejohn Coliseum, one of the toughest venues in the ACC. Playing two true freshmen, in their first true college road game of their careers.
Illinois 76, Clemson 74. Fighting Illini indeed.
EDIT: Oh, bt-dubs: Big Ten 6, ACC 5. BAI.
