Michelle Wie finally has won her first LPGA title!  Especially sweet considering it came at Lorena’s tournament, which is a limited-field event comprised of only 36 of the best women players.  Considering she played her first LPGA event at the ripe old age of 12, it’s taken her 8 years.

I know a lot of folks will say it’s about freakin’ time, but you gotta remember this girl had so much pressure and attention right from the start to be the next Tiger. And she’s still only 20 years old.

I think the wins will come much faster for her from now on.

rooseter:

dvrton:

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my-kicks:

My word in 5th grade was “artichoke.”

3rd grade. Oratory.

1st grade. Women.

3rd grade. Voluminous.

4th grade. Antithesis.

I was the champ in 5th grade. I don’t remember what my final word was.

Caboose. I’ll never forget it.

6th Grade- Salmon. (damn the L!!)

6th grade. LUXURIOUS. I’ll never forget you.

 8th grade.  ALACRITY.  If I had spelled this word correctly, I would’ve made the finals.  And then I blew it.

But honestly, I don’t even remember having to use that word ever again.  :P

Once in a while, Rich and Josh send me snippets of their gmail chat conversations.  And most of the time, I am horrified at the stuff coming out of their moufs.  We used to be nice to each other.  Now it’s just a 24/7 burn fest with lots of cussing and vulgarity.

I feel like both of them tone it down a bit with me (like when Ash tries to refrain from cussing around me…<3 and miss you lady!), but recently I feel like the floodgates have opened, particularly with Choronda.  Maybe it started with him posting that banji/tranny pic of me in Esther’s sun dress, or possibly some sort of voodoo magic from the chola makeover Juan did, but he is not holding back any longer.  You would think he would have some feeling of solidarity with me since we’re the only two Koreans Asians chanks in this group, but I guess not. 

Just today, he was trying to blackmail me by saying he wouldn’t let me play Lips 2 if I didn’t go pick it up for him at Pentagon City.  Exhibit A:

Rich:  Go to Pentagon City and pick up Lips 2 for me.
Me:  Gurl plz.  That is your job.  Greg told you to do it.  Cuz it’s on lay-a-way.  Hahaha.
Rich:  Please.  It’s paid for.  Do it for Greg.  And we’ll let you play it.
Me:  Look at ‘chu trying to blackmail.
Rich:  What a chank.
Me:  GD.
Rich:  SC.
Me:  ?
Rich:  Stupid c*nt.
Me:  You are so vulgar!
Rich:  IKR.  Thanks.
Me:  That is NOT a compliment.
Rich:  Go get Lips 2 so I don’t have to.  So you’re going to do it, right?  THANKS RAY!  OMG so grateful.  Yay.  <3
Me:  Nope.  Solly chank.
Rich:  I hate your guts you dumb b*tch.  Die.

(*Please note that all asterisks were included by me to censor this conversation a bit.)